Home Video Review: “Story of G.I. Joe” (1945)

William “Wild Bill” Wellman is the greatest Hollywood filmmaker that it seems no one ever talks about in the same breath as his contempories: the Fords, the Hustons, the Hawks, the Capras. And 1945’s Story of G.I. Joe is the greatest war movie that no one seems to talk about, or remember. But Wellman— a […]

Review: “Deadpool & Wolverine”

As I stretch my fingers in preparation for typing up a response to Deadpool & Wolverine, I almost feel guilty about how badly I plan to savage it. The 34th entry into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and the first appearance for the raunchy Deadpool character there following Disney’s purchase of 20th Century Fox in 2019, […]

Review: “Twisters”

From the jump, it’s clear that Twisters— whose cold open introduces a personable young cast, throws in some science-y gobbledygook, and culminates in a visceral, effects-laden action sequence—is straining to resurrect the good-old-fashioned summer blockbuster. For the most part, it succeeds, although a lot of that success is dependent on its continuing a legacy. Jan […]

Review: “Mother, Couch”

It only takes a few minutes for Swedish writer and director Niclas Larsson’s feature directorial debut, Mother, Couch, to start to feel as tired as an old sofa. It’s a shame, because the story’s absurd premise on paper sounds ripe for comedy, drama, and moments of surrealism: an elderly matriarch (named only as Mother, and […]

Review: “Dandelion”

KiKi Layne is a star, and that’s no more apparent than when she’s playing a person struggling so hard to become one. In writer and director Nicole Riegel’s second feature, Dandelion, it’s a bit too on-the-nose that Layne’s titular character, a struggling singer/songwriter, is named for the perennial that is famed for its ability to […]

Review: “MaXXXine”

“To be good is to be forgotten. I’m going to be so bad I’ll always be remembered. The reason good women like me and flock to my pictures is that there is a little bit of vampire instinct in every woman. I will continue doing vampires as long as people sin.” Theda Bara reportedly stated […]

Review: “Horizon: An American Saga- Chapter 1”

As the credits rolled on the first part of Kevin Costner’s epic western series, Horizon: An American Saga— Chapter 1, I had but one thought: “I cannot believe he’s promised three more of these.” For those who have never seen a western before, or possess only a fleeting familiarity with the genre, Horizon is serviceable. […]

Review: “Kinds of Kindness”

How far would you go to prove your love to another person? Acts of devotion— heightened to their most extreme, absurdist peaks— are in a way what just about all of Greek filmmaker Yorgos Lanthimos’ films are about, harkening back to his breakout third feature, 2009’s Dogtooth (in which parents protect their children from the […]

Review: “The Bikeriders”

As someone who spends approximately 85% of her time driving around the Midwest, I’m afraid I have no choice but to call bullshit on The Bikeriders’s portrayal of the region. It isn’t so much an aesthetic issue, although it’s fairly obvious that the film, set in Chicago and its nearby suburbs, wasn’t shot in Illinois […]

Review: “Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person”

It’s always refreshing to witness a new take on a well-worn genre. Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person, the feature directorial debut of Montreal-based director and co-writer Ariane Louis-Seize, doesn’t exactly contain any vampire movie tropes we haven’t seen before. It’s a little bit of a teen movie, a little bit of a horror film, […]